02/03/12
To every
junkie, whore, and outcast out there... Have you been cast aside and
spit upon by society? We Love You!!! LIFT UP SERPENT GARDEN! We're bringing the
world of the false to their knees! By Satan's unrepentant fury EVERY KNEE SHAIL
BOW TO THE PURE! Lift up those Devil Horns and Keep The Faith! Our filth will
tear apart the illusion and through the Black Flame all lies will be
illuminated! After early demos, several albums, & our 5th album & masterwork
'Fidelity Black' written & underway... it's safe to say that the forces that
have tried to fuck Serpent Garden in the ass are about to be fucked by the
BIGGEST, BLACKEST dick ever.
01/23/12
- Serpent
Garden's Vampyre Messiah was in Las Vegas, NV for the 2012 AVN Awards.
From Left to Right: 1. Bree Daniels & Vampyre Messiah, 2. Vampyre Messiah & Layla
from Max Hardcore, 3. Veruca James & Vampyre Messiah (photo courtesy of Damon
James) 4. Bonnie Rotten & Max Hardcore, 5. Jessica Drake Doll (If you are up on Satanism you know
about creating artificial companions)
01/22/12
- The Dope
Shop is currently sold out of the Sewerside cassettes and Serpent Garden
shirts. Serpent Garden will be releasing Live Hard & Conquer in Ultrasludge Sound on
cassette only & re-releasing the Sewerside album on cassette w/digital
download available. If you hit up Harvest Records, Voltage, or Static Age in Asheville
you might be able to find yourself a Serpent Garden 'Sewerside' cassette.
Snatch 'em up before they're gone. Own 'Sewerside', don't settle for inferior
metal! Merch will be restocked for 4/20/12.
01/05/12
- Serpent Garden loves Metal, Sex, and
Drugs. Tune in for Vampyre Messiah live from Las Vegas, NV & Hollywood, CA!
Seeing Autopsy perform live in Los Angeles at The Bestial Legion gathering in
Los Angeles, CA then heading to Las Vegas for the the AExpo & AVN Awards! Doing
the drugs, getting Blood Drunk and rolling with Goddesses and Fallen Angels.
Follow Vampyre Messiah on twitter @VampyreMessiah for the latest adventures in
the wastedland.
11/11/11
- Serpent Garden has anounced the title
of a NEW forthcoming album. This album is the second installment of a trilogy story that begins
with Serpent Garden's 'Genesis' album. The album covering the fall of the planet
is 'Fidelity Black'. Serpent Garden will be enlisting the services of none other
than Billy Anderson, Master Engine Ear, to take the helm on production for
an album Vampyre Messiah claims 'is the hardest shit EVER... This album makes heroin
look like Flinstone vitamins.' Fidelity Black Tracks Include:
Higher Than God, Fucking For Satan
Junkie Fever
With The Devil By My Side
Are You A Rebel Without A Cause?
Children of The Night
Nekro Goddess
Blood Drunk
Goddesses of The Babylon Brothel
06/06/11
- Serpent Garden is a two God army and we will fuck
you up, get fucked up, and shred a battle that will cause seizmic vibrations on your shitty
planet and leave heads bleeding. We lived the last year out of our Battlecruiser and
we're still nuking the system. Serpent Garden did indeed survive the nuclear winter which
froze The Vampyre Messiah alive. When you're this evil and pissed off, death don't come easy!
Hail Satan for that and Hail Yourself every time you get back up to kick ass on the world
that you despise. We shook that shit off like a crucifixion. Start stock piling your nukes
and let your enemies feel the wrath of your atomic warheads... We'll bring some real fucking
Global Warming. So light one up and laugh as the planet burns.
09/11/10
- Sewerside is now available on cassette. New tracks
are up on the myspace.com/serpentgarden site. You can find us on fuckbook for the latest
updates as we will be operating out of the Battlecruiser trying to keep you posted of our
adventures in the wasteland via dumb phone.
08/05/10
- The Sewerside Era Is Upon Us. Here comes the
cosmic abortion.
06/01/10
- Serpent Garden will headline June 12, 2010 at
Asheville's Boiler Room for the cassette release of Sewerside. The recording of
Sewerside sets a new landmark in excess and destruction. During darkened days
marked by violence, paranoia, tragedy, overdose, and the deepest depths of narcosis
Sewerside exploded forth from the molten depths of the cosmic twat. Sewerside
reiks of the void and oozes through your soul like tar... leaving you in a state of
infectious possession. Mastered the meanest and ugliest by Dan Randall at Mammoth Sound
Mastering (Abscess, Impaled, MDC). Released on black cassettes in Ultra Sewer Sludge Sound.
The track listing is as follows:
Left Hand Warpath
Contamination
Police State
Live Hard And Conquer (Sludge Version)
Mountain of Skulls (featuring members of Droid Killer)
D-Void (featuring members of Droid Killer)
03/31/10
- Serpent Garden will unveil Left Hand Warpath,
the opening track off our upcoming Sewerside album, on 4/20/10. In the wake of destruction
recording Live Hard And Conquer the release date has been pushed back and there will
be two different EP's released. Live Hard And Conquer will be released first as a
limited edition. The track listing is as follows:
Contamination
Black Trans Am
Police State (Raw and Dirty Mix)
Legacy of Cain
Live Hard And Conquer (Gospel Version)
Destination: Void (Original Version)
After the warfare and destruction that spawned Live Hard And Conquer got started,
things really began to spiral out of control! Booked to re-record songs lost from the
original sessions recorded during July - September 2009, Serpent Garden was snowed in at the
studio with a massive supply of numerous drugs for almost a month. The experiments began.
The days were dark and cold, the nights darker and colder. Serpent Garden plunged into the
depths of hell and darkness, and only when Serpent Garden had exceeded all that had come
before did Sewerside explode forth from the depths of the cosmic twat. This beast reiks of
the void and oozes through your soul like tar... taking you deeper and deeper into the realm
of Satan. Mastering for both EP's will be handled by Dan Randall at Mammoth Sound
Mastering (Abscess, Impaled, MDC). The track listing is as follows:
Left Hand Warpath
Contamination
Police State
Black Trans Am
Live Hard And Conquer (Sludge Version)
D-Void (featuring members of Droid Killer)
01/01/10
- Serpent Garden reveals details about the forthcoming
release of Live Hard And Conquer! The six song EP is due out 04/20/10 through
Black Halo. The album is once again being produced by Vampyre Messiah, and Mastering will
be handled by Dan Randall at Mammoth Sound Mastering.
12/18/09
- Serpent Garden is confirmed for the following
2010 dates:
01/21/10 - Jucifer w/Salome and Serpent Garden @ Ground Zero; Spartanburg, SC
01/27/10 - Serpent Garden w/Shadow of The Destroyer and A Darker Shade of Scarlet @
Boiler Room; Asheville, NC
12/12/09
- Serpent Garden is confirmed to headline Boiler Room
in Asheville, NC on January 27, 2009! Do Not Miss This One!
After 2 years black listed and banned, a triumphant Serpent Garden returns to Asheville,
middle fingers held high, on the Left Hand Warpath. Exclusive Serpent Garden "Left Hand
Warpath" shirts will be available to commemorate this special event.
10/09/09
- Serpent Garden returns to the studio to finish work
on their next release Live Hard And Conquer!
9/30/09
- Serpent Garden emerges from the subterranean lab
to unveil new songs from their upcoming release, Live Hard And Conquer!
Serpent Garden will be at The South's Legendary Metal Venue, Ground Zero,
October 1, 2009 with Weedeater and Joe Buck!
8/31/09
- Serpent Garden is band of the week on
Toxik Tunes Radio!!! Thanks to all
YOU Toxic Troopers, after the Great Atomic War we will rule the wasteland!!!
Disintegration = Liberation!!!
So raise your fist and raise your chalice... every pleasure on Earth is
for the taking, every battle is for VICTORY, and every enemy's blood is for spilling!!!
Resources cannot be spared for those we hate. Metalheads, WE are The Chosen Ones!!!
The true heavy metal warriors, we are the last of a breed! The FREE, The PROUD, and FOREVER
undefeated! Heavy Metal is the conduit for The Chosen Ones, it gives us strength and
protects our minds from the brainwash and thought pollution of the coporate machine.
Serpent Garden is blazing the path to revolution and we thank all the Toxic Troopers that
have helped us slaughter inferior bands! Take a deep breath and smell the fucking charred
remains of our enemies... Time for a Celebration!!!
8/08/09
- Atomic incineration is the only salvation! The
coming eruption of hatred is gonna burn. We give to you the Police State...
7/21/09
- Serpent Garden had a violent and destructive
studio session this past weekend recording Police State. Despite having to borrow gear to
finish the song, this is one of Serpent Garden's most important works to date, Police State
kills everything. The Abominable Snowman joins Vampyre Messiah shredding vocal cords on
Police State. You can add Police State to your atomic arsenal by visiting Serpent Garden at
DirectMetalMusic.com
This version of Police State is a totally different beast than the version on Subterranean
Arena Metal. The song came to a melancholy conclusion on Subterranean Arena Metal.
Witness some real black magic and see what two more years of devil worship, drugs, and hatred have
added to Serpent Garden's atomic arsenal!!! Two versions of Police State are available hot
off the mixing board (unmastered). Police State v.I has the raw vocal tracks unmixed for an amazing
heaviness, while Police State v.II is a lower and more psychedeathic affair. After checking out the
latest versions of Police State, Serpent Garden wants to hear which version YOU like best.
Preach Satan's Word by telling the WORLD about Serpent Garden! One of the most black listed
and hated bands. REAL Subterranean Arena Metal straight from the wasted land!!!
Are you ready to push the button?
08/14/09 - Cancelled -
08/15/09 - Serpent Garden w/Southern Vein, Boolow @ Drips'; Hickory, NC
10/01/09 - Serpent Garden w/Weedeater @ Ground Zero, Spartanburg, SC
6/06/09
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Serpent Garden Contamination Tour Dates:
Serpent Garden is Contaminating the Earth in 2009. Serpent Garden Contamination tour dates
start June 18, 2009 in Greenville, SC. Serpent Garden will be doing an in store signing at
Greenville's X-Records from 5 - 7 p.m. followed by an exclusive extended set at Medusa's of
Greenville. More dates are being added!
06/18/09 - Serpent Garden In Store 5 - 7:00 p.m. @ X-Records; Greenville, SC
06/18/09 - Serpent Garden Contamination Tour Launch @ Medusa's; Greenville, SC
07/05/09 - Serpent Garden @ Cousin Larry's; Danbury, CT
08/15/09 - Serpent Garden @ Drips' Coffee & Brewhouse, Hickory, NC
5/26/09
- We live in atomic times brothers and sisters.
I've been trying to tell you this since I first arrived. Look around... even your news
sources of misinformation can't hide the signs of these times... they just manipulate it
and tighten the yoke of slavery around your neck. My time of understanding is over. I
understand too fucking well. My time of forgiveness is over. I do not turn the other
cheek... I disintegrate worlds with Satanic fury. Your system has failed. Your world leaders
will fail. Your diplomats will fail. Your society will crumble. When everything you believe
has crumbled, you will know that I have always spoken the truth. For those who have eyes
that see and ears that hear, I offer you a chance to bear witness...
Join Us.
Vampyre Messiah
4/20/09
- Greetings and Atomic Blessings to all Toxic Troopers!!! The time
of silence has ended and your heroes of the Left Hand Path have returned. Victory is Ours!!!
Disintegration = Liberation. We have the will, We have the technology (and the nukes), and we have all the
drugs in the world. Motherfucking Mushroom Cloud Gods of Fucking Fire have mercy on
the lamb. The race for space is on.
There can be no failure, for when we blast off and nuke the planet, the unfit will be left behind to perish in
the atomic annihilation. Our early advances in time travel have given us a
considerable advantage to exploit. It's us or them. Contamination has begun. Serpent Garden will be
hitting the road and preaching it... things have been sounding killer, and the trip is gonna blow your
minds. There is some mixing and finishing touches in the works for the Genesis album,
we are also finishing up the Live Hard And Conquer EP. You can now download
Prodigal Son here. You know the first hit's always
free? The sweet sonic dope will seduce you into it's diabolical plan and soon YOU will be robbing grannies
in the church parking lot on Sunday to score Subterranean Arena Metal from the wasteland's
number one dope dealers, Serpent Garden. Since it's 4/20 and you are missing out if you don't have
Subterranean Arena Metal, the album is on sale for $9.99 at the Dope Shop. Prepare to fly high on the Atomic Warship!!!
Serpent Garden's new campaign of Atomic War and Filth begins in June 2009. If you want Serpent Garden to
contaminate a town near you, let us know... dedicated and loyal Toxic Troopers will reap the rewards
in the wastelands. Don't drink grape drinks from faggy old dudes waiting for the heavens to save them...
Save yourself now, drink booze and do drugs with Serpent Garden. Fuck. Bear the devil's children!
The world will bow down in fear before Serpent Garden and The Toxic Troopers of The Wasted Land!!!
Check out the latest tunes here.
Live Hard And Conquer!!!
10/01/08
- Head over to StonerRock.com to read a review of Subterranean Arena Metal by clicking here.
New to serpentgarden.com we have "Legacy of Cain" (Live Hard And Conquer Demos) and the original demo of The Tarpit (on every 6th STAD mini vinyl/hand
numbered) to download for free. You know the first hit's always free? You can save some money to buy the medications necessary to survive life in the wasteland, because
we're doing our best to stick it to the man. After the sweet sonic dope has you reeled tight in its highly addictive grasp, go out and buy
the album. This limited edition is black on black vinyl CDs in a record sleeve. They look killer, sound killer, and will ensure that you start getting high more often.
Things are happening. Of course there has been cancellations and shit because 2008 has been doing a good job of throwing everyone obstacles. Fuck, we're
living it, but we move forward like a tank. Check out the latest tunes here. Keep the fire burning, there can be no
compromise. Live Hard And Conquer!!!
4/20/08
- Serpent Garden will be back contaminating the region
with our radioactive sludge next month. Come out and raise hell with us May 2nd,
as you won't get a better view of the atomic destruction than at Ground Zero. We've been
recording some new tunes, check out Contamination
here. A national tour is in the works, so your favorite drugstore cowboys will be spreading
the plague across the land. Let us hear from you if you want us to play in your area. We
need to get back on the west coast where we'll be putting the finishing touches on our
highly anticipated Genesis album. Thanks to everyone rocking Subterranean Arena Metal,
we're stoked to hear ya diggin' our teraton sonic thunder. Tell a friend, pick up
Subterranean Arena Metal, and keep the volume on HIGH. Live Hard And Conquer!!!
3/11/08
- Subterranean Arena Metal is
now available on iTunes!
This album will put you right on the front lines with us, and repeated
listening at HIGH volume will condition all Toxic Troopers for the atomic wastelands.
CDBaby.com, Static Age Records,
Harvest Records, and Earshot
are currently stocking the Subterranean Arena Metal limited edition black on black vinyl discs. Get It Today! In The End... this may be the album that
saves your life.
1/21/08
- Yes, now you can own the BLACKEST most TOXIC album.
Serpent Garden's full length debut, Subterranean Arena Metal. These eleven charred
cinders of the post-apocalyptic wasteland will put you right on the front lines with us.
Mastered by none other than Dan Randall at Mammoth Sound Mastering (Impaled, MDC, etc.),
to ensure that repeated listening at HIGH volume will condition all of our Toxic Troopers
to our radioactive, sonic sludge. Static Age Records (Asheville, NC), Harvest Records
(West Asheville, NC), and Earshot (Greenville, SC) are currently stocking Subterranean Arena Metal. They do
mail order as well, so stop by and pick up a copy or order one delivered to your doorstep
to avoid any fallout radiation.
1/08/08
- Subterranean Arena Metal is out!!! Demand it
at a store near you. Tomorrow we will be having our 5th Annual Sausage Party... So
that means good times, good eats, and some of the damn finest metal around. Be the first to pick up your copy
of Subterranean Arena Metal.. follow the instructions and enjoy the magic!!! We will have
the album for sale at the Ground Zero show, so come out and raise hell with us. We will
keep you posted on which stores will be carrying our album. Head over
here to check out tracks off
Subterranean Arena Metal. The album was recorded and produced by Vampyre Messiah at
Pure Trans Am Rock and mastered by Dan Randall (Impaled, MDC) at Mammoth Sound Mastering.
Spread The Word!! Live Hard And Conquer!!!
12/08/07
- The Subterranean Arena Metal release has been
delayed. We don't expect any further delays and the new release date will be January 8, 2008.
Looking forward to an apocalyptic 2008 filled with atomic fire. So many humans, so many nukes,
how about some action?
5/21/07
- New Songs Up! Head over
here to check out a rough mix of the title
track off Genesis. You can also check out the Live On Junkyard Planet version
of Prodigal Son.
Meanwhile, you can check out Obsidian Canyons, Barren Earth, and Tarpit here on
www.serpentgarden.com. Download, rock out, and spread the word. The coils of The
Serpent will crush false metal!! Hail Earth & Fire!!!
4/21/07
- The Abominable Snowman (All The Possibilities) has
officially joined forces with Serpent Garden.
2/13/07
- Serpent Garden will be doing a special show in
Johnson City, TN this coming weekend. People attending will be among the first to hear material
being worked on for the third album tenatively titled "Prodigal Son".
"I have been working
on demos of the songs which are the second chapter of the Serpent Garden story," explained
Vampyre Messiah recently. "I think many will find this chapter quite interesting. There
are those who have questioned, and those who have tried to fetter Serpent Garden. In the
end, these will be forced to realize that the powers they have treated so
lackadaisically are quite volatile... and will not be impeded by futile and impotent
demands."
12/12/06
- Serpent Garden covered almost 15,000 miles in 2006,
doing shows, recording, and raising hell the entire fucked up way. Currently getting their
shit together for a bigger 2007 with the official Black Halo debut album coming along.
Serpent Garden plans on returning to the road in May 2007.
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